ANON U OK?

My fuckin name is Zak Bagans. I never believed up in pimps until I came grill ta grill wit one. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So I set up on a quest ta capture what tha fuck I once saw onto vizzle. With no big-ass camera crews followin our asses around, I be joined only by mah fellow investigator Nick Groff n’ our shiznit tech Aaron Dopewin. Da three of our asses will travel ta a shitload of da most thugged-out highly actizzle paranormal locations, where our crazy-ass asses will spend a entire night bein locked down… from dusk until dawn. I aint talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy biatch. Raw; extreme; these is our Pimp Adventures.

soupynatural:

we could step anywhere and that snake just goes… and then we’re dead, dude. 

the new ghost adventures spoof!