Ryan: You cannot harm us!
Zak: COME AT ME BRO!!!!
Ryan: I think I just heard a noise.
Zak: AT THIS EXACT MOMENT THERE WAS A NOISE DOWN THE HALL WHILE RYAN AND I WERE CLEARLY STANDING STILL OKAY?!
Ryan: Give us a sign of your presence.
Zak: COME ON YOU BASTARDS! YOU ARE COWARDS!
Ryan: We are here to help you.
Zak: LOL DID YOU JUST SCRATCH ME!?!
Ryan: Final Directors Log.
Zak: U mad?